the game is tied up….
Dr. Malibu just asked me why he wasn’t mentioned for his efforts in trapping my upstairs neighbor.
I responded that if Dr. Malibu had actually caught something, there would have been a starring hero role.
Dr. Malibu then pointed out that they build statues of guys that only hit the ball 1/3 of the time.
Despite my almost fanatical obsession with sports I was completely unaware of this fact.
Unwilling to post any information that is absolutely not the near truth I asked him, “Who?”
Dr. Malibu then cited the following sources and asked me if he should keep going….
Willy Mays has a statue of him at AT&T park in San Fran he batted .302 lifetime
Albert Pujols has a statue of him and he batted a career .325 and still plays today in Anaheim
Stan The Man Musial batted a career .331 and he has many statues….
Let’s review the scores:
Dr. Malibu 0
But since he’s citing baseball statistics – and we all know – THERE’S NO TIME LIMIT IN BASEBALL – the game is still not over. It’s tied up and we’re in extra innings.
There could be a statue in Dr. Malibu’s future….